* Mystery Science Theater 3000 aired until August 1999 after 8 seasons and 196 episodes.
After which my personal life experienced the following:
- Graduated high school and then college! ( I know- who would have guessed--- Go Temple Owls!)
- Had to pay taxes
- Had to pay bills
- Got Married!
- Had to work!
- Traded my sweet ass 1989 Firebird in for my current sweet ass Mini-van.
And- I realize that the world exists beyond me- so here are some world events-
World Events:
- 3 separate doomsday events--- failed
- 2+ wars
- Several terrorists events
- 2 words- Dick Cheney! I mean the guy even shot his friend in the face-
- Hurricanes!
- Other natural disasters including rouge waves, volcano's, earth quakes
- Oil spills!
- Nuclear power plant explosions
So clearly- there is a correlation between horrible world events and the cancellation of this critically acclaimed show. What? No? MST3K's cancellation couldn't have prevented any of that>?? Prove it!
And at the very least- it may have prevented the following horror stories from ever being created for fear that they would have been publicly ridiculed:
- Sex and The City 1 & 2
- Gigli (and pretty much any movie with Jennifer Lopez)
- Freddy Got Fingered
- Jack and Jill
- Super Babies
- 'Scary Movie' or any related film-
Among many others---
They may also have been able to cure the world of something called a 'Snooki'
Food for thought-
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